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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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