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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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