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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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