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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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