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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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