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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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