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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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