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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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