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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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