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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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