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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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