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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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