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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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