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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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