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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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