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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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