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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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