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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dixie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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