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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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