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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Stella eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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