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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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