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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rocky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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