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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Sparky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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