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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Murphy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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