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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Squishy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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