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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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