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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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