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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Toby eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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