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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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