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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Teddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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