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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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