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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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