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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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