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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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