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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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