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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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