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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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