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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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