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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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