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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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