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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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