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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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