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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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