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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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