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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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