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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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