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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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