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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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