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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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