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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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