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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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